Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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