I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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