i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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