thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You work out of a Hotel?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
