Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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