A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
