If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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