Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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