I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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