I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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