A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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