Ambien. No doubt about it.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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