She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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