That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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