All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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