So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
