How'd it feel making her break her religion?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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