It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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