And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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