? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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