I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
