Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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