Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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