There was a lot of him and a little penis
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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