Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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