No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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