Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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