So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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