i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.