try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we made out on top of his cat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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