I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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