i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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