There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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