Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize