Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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