i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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