I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
it glows. i had to have it.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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