if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I don't think brook has ever known best
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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