So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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