Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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