Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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