p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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