Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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