Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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