She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.