They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied