I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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