Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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