That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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