wakey wakey hands off snakey
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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