Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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