I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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