i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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