you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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