things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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