Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
