well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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