Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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